Scripts
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Original Pilots:
SPICY WHITE - Half-Hour Dramedy Pilot
“But what the fuck is wrong with you?! I called you multiple times and you didn’t pick up once! And you come back... transracial?”
KILL JILL - Hour-Long Dramedy Pilot
“Thrill Jill: Morally Correct Assassin for Immortal People Who Want to Die.
*of “natural causes” only
** additional rates may apply”
CANJA - Hour-Long Family Drama Pilot
“Is she pretty?” “No.” “Is she blonde?!”
Original Features:
LIFE AFTER DEATH - Feature Dramedy
“You are abandoning me! I’m going to be alone in that house, Luellen, and you don’t give a shit!”
DONOR HARAM - Feature Family Dramedy
“You already know how I feel about Samira. Not my favorite niece. Watch, she will be wearing everything to look nice and you will still be the prettiest girl there, inshallah.”
HOLY SMOKES - Feature Comedy
“I mean, we didn’t have real sex. We soaked.” “You soaked? What the fuck is that?” “No in and out.” “Mormon sex?!”
Short Scripts
BECOMING BIGFOOT - Short Film
“God, Buddha, YHWH, Satan, whatever, please make this happen for me. Please let me be the man who finds Bigfoot. If it happens, I just might believe in you again.”
HOLY SMOKES - Short Proof of Concept
“How far are we taking this?” “I’m not willing to commit any grave sins if that’s what you’re asking.”